I don’t know about you folks, but sometimes I can’t fall asleep. I can try absolutely every trick there is—drink warm milk, breathe deeply, hum a good tune, or look at silly pictures on the internet—but none of it works! Then I realized that I had been overlooking the best way to fall asleep—simply counting sheep!
Let’s be honest though. Counting sheep is hard work. You have to visually set the scene. Perhaps a nice, red barn nestled in between the mountains… a worn wooden fence in the background to keep the sheep from waltzing right out of the barn and off on a quest for the Holy Grail with it’s friend the Trojan Rabbit. The mental effort to just keep the scene in proper order without even counting sheep is incredibly taxing!
Well, thankfully for you, there is an app for that. We have created for you the perfect scene for your digital sheep to frolic about in blissful harmony. All you need to do is count. Simply Count Sheep has been tested to put you to sleep 100% of the time 89% of the time.* It simply works.
*Absolutely, no medical studies were conducted to verify, or draw this conclusion. Only my experience with the app was used to determine this.